A cardiologist had died, and was given an elaborate funeral. For the service, behind the casket, was a giant heart decorated with flowers. Following the eulogy, the heart was opened, and the casket rolled in, sealing the good doctor inside the beautiful heart.

At that point, one of the mourners couldn't contain his laughter. With everyone staring at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help thinking of my own funeral......... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.