A father listened to his 3 year old daughter say her prayers while going to bed. At the end she said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."
The father thought saying goodbye Grandpa was a bit odd, but the next day, to his amazement, grandpa died and he thought it a strange coincident.
A couple of months later he heard his daughter say, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day when Grandma died, the father was sure his daughter was in touch with the "other side."
About a week later he heard her say, "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
He really got tense, didn't sleep all night and left the house to go to work. He watched everything around him and stayed in his office. He figured if he could make it till midnight, he would survive. At the end of the day, he felt safe in his office so he stayed there until the clock struck 12:00. Relieved, he went home. When he entered the house, his wife asked why he had worked so late. He said, "you can't believe what a bad day I've had." She interrupted him and said, "you think you had a bad day! Right in the middle of my golf lesson, my golf pro collapsed and died."

uh oh! lol

Pretty sure Ron doesn't have email, but I know just the sort of half laugh I will get when I print this off and show it to him.

I have heard the story of the woman who came to each lesson more scantily clad, until one day she shoed up in a bikini. At which point, his wife put an end to her lessons.

Any woman coming to the golf course wearing a bikini, must plan to find a lot of bunkers and play in the sand. Not that I'd complain about this, assuming she looks good in said bikini. Speaking of looking good in a bikini, I see Natalie Gulbis won a tourniment a few weeks ago. Now theres an image I'd enjoy. Natalie in a bikini working on her bunker game. Sorry Laney, I couldn't resist.