Need a laugh? This is pretty funny…..



Three Ladies in a Sauna



THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.



SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.



THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.



'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.



I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.



A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT'S MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'



THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE..



SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.



SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER butt.



THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.



THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.... I'M GETTING A FAX!