So this couple gets married and moves into a new home. The husband shows his new wife a little box and says "Never open this or I'll divorce you on the spot.

Fifty years later he's on his deathbed She can't help herself! She opens it. Inside there's $1500 and 2 golf balls. She says "Honey, I looked in the box, but I don't understand what I found."

He says "Well, every time I was unfaithful, I put a ball in there." She says, "Two balls over 50 years? That's not so bad. What about the $1500?"

He says, "Every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them."

(must have been ProV1's!!!!)

Good one Scott!

lol!

When I heard that joke it was ears of corn and a stack of money. Still a good joke even after all this time.