Three men were sitting together bragging bout how they had
given their new wives chores for around the house. The first
man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that
she was going to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a beautiful girl from Mississippi.
He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to
fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

haha, that's really good, thanks Bo. Sounds like a Pittsburgh girl, although that might be followed up with "maybe yinz guyz will learn not to be so bossy n'at"

Yep, ya got that right.