This is something that was on a daily joke page this morning. If it was not for the first line
I would have no idea what the guy is actually saying.

See if you can figure this out. LOL

When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it", the lawyer writes,"Insofar as
manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable,
and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment
of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."

Did anybody understand what he actually said?

Yes, he said "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

Except that attorney paid a ton of money and is charging you the same for that verbiage...

And to think they all go to college for years to learn how to write that garbage. Is it any wonder most people don't like lawyers?

My head hurts after reading that.