Well, I just got back from playing 9 holes with a couple friends. Somehow there was a loss in communication between myself and the golf ball. I suppose it could have been in the club since it was the only thing between us. But by the end of the day I definitely understood the saying: Golf got it's name because all the other four letter words were taken.
I know exactly where you're coming from. I have spent many days on the course feeling like I was playing tennis instead of golf. I don't think there's a curse word in existence that I haven't used at some point in time while on a golf course. lol