Great way to achieve inner peace....

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

inner peace now, inner pounding in the head later!

You finished all those things before leaving the house? Did you actually manage to leave the house? Do you remember if you left the house?

jrlove...

Stick with the Merlot...it didn't seem to affect you...

Now that was funny, as were the previous replies, and here I was all prepared for something serious and deep. It was deep, and I fell in!

To me, that's the funniest remark of the bunch. Yep, that's the kind of deep that you can expec to encounter around here...