Anyone that has the most recent GD probably read this, but I thought I'd post it anyway - from memory..

Tiger Woods is visiting Ireland before the British Open when he pulls up to a petro station to fill up his vehicle with gas. The attendant who is not familiar with the game of golf doesn't recognize Tiger, but greets Tiger as he would anyone, "Top O' the mornin' to ya laddie.."

As Tiger steps out of the vehicle two tees fall out onto the ground to which the attendand inquires "what would those be for there laddie?".

Oh, you see, I rest my balls on those things while I'm driving, Tiger responded.

Holy Mary Mother of God! The Irishman exclaimed.. those lads at Buick have thought of everything!