A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one hell of
a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course
in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait
for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is
surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled
without using anything to kill the pain.'

So the dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?'

The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your
mouth honey, and show him.'

Ouch!

...and the divorce proceeded immediately thereafter.

Could have just asked the dentist to give her the sleeping gas for a couple hours and pick her up after the round