A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf , when at a difficult hole, I sliced my golf ball into a field of cattle.

I went to look for it and saw a lady golfer in the same pasture looking for her ball too. While I was looking around I noticed a ball under one of the cows.

'I walked over, lifted its tail to get a better look , and sure enough, there was a golf ball but it wasn’t mine.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to the other golfer, 'Hey lady , does this look like yours!''

'I don't remember much after that'

Good one!

One does have to be careful what one says, especially around women golfers.