so my redneck friend and I were playing Lakeside Municipal here in Lexington, KY. we get to about 5 or 6. A beautiful down sloping landscape with pines on either side of the fairway. a par five. not long but a par five. well we both get good shots off the tee. mine on the right fairway edge... my friends on the left. he was away. He pulls out the 3 wood (going for the green on this one) a nice easy swing, (now bear in mind I'm walking to my ball as I left him with the cart) I turn as I hear him start to swing and whack.... BBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM I see a shotgun spray of tree bark fly from one of those pines AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! my friend Shane dives to the fetal position while screaming like a schoolgirl in an air raid!!! He hooked it square into a pine and in riccocheted straight at his forhead missing by inches. He stands up, dusts himself off and looks around to make sure there wasn't anyone on the tee yet watching his charade!!! There's still a nice mark on the tree where he hit it.


chris

I bet that made his pulse go up a bit. Did he have to clean off his pants after that shot, either the outside or from within?