A small boy goes to the shopping mall with his grandfather. After a while, the boy gets separated from grandpa, and begins to cry. After a while, the mall security is called to bring the boy to the lost and found area.
"What's your name?" The officer asks.
"Jimmy," replies the boy.
"Are you lost Jimmy?" the officer asks.
"Yep. I can't find grandpa," says Jimmy with a tear in his eye.
"Alright Jimmy, we're gonna find grandpa. What's he like?"
"Crown Royal and big titties."

That describes at least 1/2 the guys in my Sunday group. About 1/2 the gals, too, come to think of it.