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Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

Golfers who claim they don't cheat also lie.

Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

It's not a gimme if you're still away.